Just my rambling thoughts about being gay and Mormon

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Great things about being gay, part 4

16- You can smile to let someone know you can't stand them
17- You've always got an opinion
18- You know how to dress strategically
19- You have a cologne display worthy of Bloomingdales
20- You choose the most fabulous greeting cards
21- You've called someone "girlfriend" who is neither a girl nor a friend
22- You have a sexual persuasion with its own flag
23- You've shaved something other than your face
24- You can liberally use the word “bitch.
25- You get access to some interesting television and movies
26- You can help your straight friends avoid being so damn tacky

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