Just my rambling thoughts about being gay and Mormon

Friday, July 1, 2011

Reasons to hate being gay

  1. You assume the Super Bowl is a large household item at Pottery Barn
  2. Gym was the bane of your entire childhood, but now you spend $1,350 a year on it
  3. Gays are the last group on earth it's routinely OK to bash in movies, music, and life
  4. Dummos still think being gay is a choice
  5. The more straight and unavailable someone is, the more wildly attractive you find them

borrowed from Michael Musto's column in the Village Voice 

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